Geometry Riddles and Jokes

A collection of Geometry Riddles and Jokes for fun and pleasure! Tease your brain with these riddles, then click to show or hide the answer. (Note: You may need to enable JavaScript on your browser for the answers to show properly.)


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Fun with Geometry Riddles and Jokes

What kind of tree does a math teacher climb? Geometry.

What do you have to know to get top grades in geometry? All the angles.

Why was the obtuse angle upset? Because he was never right.

What's a polygon? A dead parrot.

Who invented the Round Table? Sir Cumference.

What do you get when you cross geometry with McDonalds? A plane cheeseburger.

What do your eyes do when you see a tough geometry problem? They dilate.

What did the complementary angle say to the isosceles triangle? Nice legs.

Where did Christopher Complementary begin his journey? At the Verta Seas.

How do you catch a Geomotrysaurus Rex? With a Zoid Trap, the same way you would trap-a-zoid.

What anesthetic do you receive when you are getting your teeth pulled by a Geometry teacher? RNova-gon-cane.

What did the circle say to the tangent line? "Stop touching me!"

Which triangles are the coldest? Ice-sosceles triangles.

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter? Pumpkin-pie

What happened to the teacher that was arrested trying to board an airplane with a compass, a protractor and a calculator? He was charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.

What's the best dessert in the Math Teacher's Caf鿠 A slice of chocolate pi.

How many calories are there in that slice of chocolate pi? Approximately 3.142

What shape is usually waiting for you at Wendy's? A line.

What do you call an angle which is adorable? Acute angle

What do you call people who are in favor of tractors? Protractors

What do you use to tie up a package? A Chord

Why does nobody talk to circles? Because there is no point.

Why were the similar triangles weighing themselves? They were finding their scale.

Why did the 30-60-90 triangle marry the 45-45-90 triangle? They were right for each other.

Where do circles, ellipses, hyperbolas and parabolas like to hang out in the summer? Coney Island.

What did the triangle say to the circle? You're pointless!

Why was the scalene triangle sad? He would never be right.

Why is Ms. Radian such a good reporter? She covers the story from every angle.

The Marshmallow Chocolate Puzzle
A marshmallow has the shape of a cylinder with a diameter of 5 and a height of 3. A dessert is made with 24 marshmallows: 2 stacked 3x4 arrays placed on a tray. Chocolate exactly fills the gap between marshmallows. What is the volume of the chocolate?

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