Geometry Riddles And Jokes

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• What kind of tree does a math teacher climb?

  Geometry (alternate answer: Trigonometry).

• What do you have to know to get top grades in geometry?

  All the angles.

• Why was the obtuse angle upset?

  Because he was never right.

• What's a polygon?

  A dead parrot.

• Who invented the Round Table?

  Sir Cumference.

• What do you get when you cross geometry with McDonalds?

  A plane cheeseburger.

• What do your eyes do when you see a tough geometry problem?

  They dilate.

• What did the complementary angle say to the isosceles triangle?

  Nice legs.

• Where did Christopher Complementary begin his journey?

  At the Verta Seas.

• What kind of trees are mirror images?

  Symmetries.

• How do you catch a Geomotrysaurus Rex?

  With a Zoid Trap, the same way you would trap-a-zoid.

• What anesthetic do you receive when you are getting your teeth pulled by a Geometry teacher?

  RNova-gon-cane

• What did the circle say to the tangent line?

  Stop touching me!

• Which triangles are the coldest?

  Ice-sosceles triangles.

• What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?

  Pumpkin-pie.

• What happened to the teacher that was arrested trying to board an airplane with a compass, a protractor and a calculator?

  He was charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.

• What's the best dessert in the Math Teacher's Cafe

  A slice of chocolate pi.

• How many calories are there in that slice of chocolate pi?

  Approximately 3.142

• What shape is usually waiting for you at Wendy's?

  A line.

• What do you call an angle which is adorable?

  Acute angle.

• Why is Sir Kerr upset with C. Kent?

  Secant keeps crossing me!

• What do you call people who are in favor of tractors?

  Protractors.

• What do you use to tie up a circular package?

  A Chord.

• Why does nobody talk to circles?

  Because there is no point.

• Why were the similar triangles weighing themselves?

  They were finding their scale.

• Why did the 30-60-90 triangle marry the 45-45-90 triangle?

  They were right for each other.

• Where do circles, ellipses, hyperbolas and parabolas like to hang out in the summer?

  Coney Island.

• What did the triangle say to the circle?

  You’re pointless!

• Why was the scalene triangle sad?

  He would never be right.

• Why is Ms. Radian such a good reporter?

  She covers the story from every angle.

The Marshmallow Chocolate Puzzle

A marshmallow has the shape of a cylinder with a diameter of 5 and a height of 3. A dessert is made with 24 marshmallows: 2 stacked 3x4 arrays placed on a tray. Chocolate exactly fills the gap between marshmallows. What is the volume of the chocolate?

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