Cute Love Sayings or Funny Love Sayings

Cute and Funny Love Sayings

Love is like pi — natural, irrational, and very important.
Lisa Hoffman

In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.
Mignon McLaughlin

Give her two red roses, each with a note.
The first note says “For the woman I love”
and the second, “For my best friend”.
St. Augustine

To write a good love letter, you ought to begin without knowing what you mean to say, and to finish without knowing what you have written.
Jean Jacques Rousseau

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties
Jules Renard

What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork.
Pearl Mae Bailey

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Charles M. Schulz

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!
Thomas Andrew (Tom) Lehrer

Calvin: Medically speaking:. That’s love?!?…..
Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!
Bill Waterson

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
Lily Tomlin

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.
Joan Crawford

To love and win is the best thing; to love and lose is the next best thing.
Maximillian Arturo
It’s an extra dividend when you like the girl you’re in love with.
Clark Gable

If I love you, what business is it of yours?
Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it.
Jerome Klapka Jerome

Love’s like the measles—all the worse when it comes late in life.
Douglas William Jerrold

You don’t die of a broken heart, you only wish you did.
Marilyn Peterson

Sometimes I wish I were a little kid again, skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts.
Anonymous

My boyfriend used to ask his mother, ‘How can I find the right woman for me?’ and she would answer. Don’t worry about finding the right woman - concentrate on becoming the right man.
Anonymous

Love doesn’t make the world go round; love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
Elizabeth Browning

You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover’s arms can only come later when you’re sure they won’t laugh if you trip.
Jonathan Carroll

One’s first love is always perfect until one meets one’s second love.
Elizabeth Aston

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
Samuel Johnson

Love is a tickle around the heart that you can’t scratch.
Anonymous

Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
Anonymous

You can’t put a price tag on love, but you can all its accessories.
Melanie Clark

It is a curious thought, but it is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them.
Agatha Christie

Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
Robert Frost

All that I love loses half its pleasure if you are not there to share it
Clara Ortega

Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
Victor Hugo

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet.
Plato

Saving love doesn’t bring any interest.
Mae West

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
Woody Allen

An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
Agatha Christie

If this is a crush, then I don’t know if I could take the real thing if it happens.
Anonymous

Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put `Emily, I love you' on the back of the bill.
Groucho Marx

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you’re getting this down.
Woody Allen

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
Albert Einstein

You are the answer to every prayer I’ve offered. You are a song, a dream, a whisper, and I don’t know how I could have lived without you for as long as I have.
This Christmas, all I wish is that I could exchange gift with you…like you’ll be mine and I’ll be yours.
Forget about the presents underneath the Christmas tree, all I want for Christmas is you next to me.
Like a perfect scene from a movie screen, we’re a dream come true. Suited perfectly, for eternity, me and you.

You are what happened when I wished upon a star.
From the moment they placed you in my arms, you snuggled right in my heart.
She became my queen and her heart became my castle.
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
Socrates

Women hope that men will change after marriage, but they don’t; men hope that women won’t change, but they do.
Bettina Arndt

Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.
Robert Heinlein

‎Love at first sight is easy to understand; it’s when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle.
Sam Levenson

For you see, each day I love you more. Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow.
Rosemond Gerard

Any reason is a good reason and any time is a good time to say ‘I Love You.’
Fawn Weaver

Marriage is like …

Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning a handspring or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.
Helen Rowland

Marriage is like vitamins, we supplement each other’s minimum daily requirements.
Kathy Mohnke

Marriage is not just spiritual communion and passionate embraces; marriage is also three-meals-a-day and remembering to carry out the trash.
Joyce Brothers

Marriage: Love is the reason. Lifelong friendship is the gift. Kindness is the cause. Til’ death do us part is the length.
Fawn Weaver

Being in a long marriage is a little bit like that nice cup of coffee every morning – I might have it every day, but I still enjoy it.
Stephen Gaines

Happily ever after is not a fairy tale.  It’s a choice.
Fawn Weaver

A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers.
Ruth Bell Graham

To find someone who will love you for no reason, and to shower that person with reasons, that is the ultimate happiness.
Robert Brault

A great spouse loves you exactly as you are. An extraordinary spouse helps you grow; inspires you to be, do and give your very best.
Fawn Weaver

To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you’re wrong, admit it; whenever you’re right, shut up.
Ogden Nash

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