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Geometry Math Quotes

We hope you enjoy our collection of funny geometry math quotes from all over. You may also want to check out our funny math quotes, algebra math quotes and calculus math quotes on our math trivia.page.

 

 

Geometry

“A circle is a round straight line with a hole in the middle.”

"Geometry is just plane fun."

"The only angle from which to approach a problem is the TRY-Angle"

"The shortest distance between two points is under construction." -- Bill Sanderson

"Geometry is the science of correct reasoning on incorrect figures." - George Polya

"Without geometry life is pointless."

“I heard that parallel lines actually do meet, but they are very discrete.”

"Geometry is the foundation of all painting." -- Albrecht Durer

 

 

"Bees … by virtue of a certain geometrical forethought … know that the hexagon is greater than the square and the triangle, and will hold more honey for the same expenditure of material." -- Pappas

"I am persuaded that this method [for calculating the volume of a sphere] will be of no little service to mathematics. For I foresee that once it is understood and established, it will be used to discover other theorems which have not yet occurred to me, by other mathematicians, now living or yet unborn." -- Archimedes

"Everything tries to be round." -- Black Elk

"Where there is matter, there is geometry." -- Johannes Kepler

"Inspiration is needed in geometry, just as much as in poetry." -- Aleksandr Pushkin

 

 

 

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