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Math Jokes: Numbers




 
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A collection of Math Jokes.

Teacher: “Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?”
Student: “It is 42!”
Teacher: “Very good – And who can tell me what 6 times 7 is?”
Same student: “It’s 24!”


A visitor at the Royal Tyrell Museum asks a museum employee: "Can you tell me how old the skeleton of that T-Rex is?"
"It is precisely 60 million and three years, two months, and eighteen days old."
"How can you know that with such precision?!"
"Well, when I started working here, one of the scientists told me that the skeleton was 60 million years old - and that was precisely three years, two months, and eighteen days ago..."


The math professor's six-year-old son knocks at the door of his father's study.

"Daddy", he says. "I need help with a math problem I couldn't do at school."

"Sure", the father says and smiles. "Just tell me what's bothering you."

"Well, it's a really hard problem: There are four ducks swimming in a pond, when two more ducks come and join them. How many ducks are now swimming in the pond?"

The professor stares at his son with disbelief: "You couldn't do that?! All you need to know is that 4 + 2 = 6!"

"Do you think, I'm stupid?! Of course, I know that 4 + 2 = 6. But what does this have to do with ducks!?"




The mother of already three is pregnant with her fourth child.

One evening, the eldest daughter says to her dad: "Do you know, daddy, what I've found out?"

"No."

"The new baby will be Chinese!"

"What?!"

"Yes. I've read in the paper that statistics shows that every fourth child born nowadays is Chinese..."


Pi (π) and i (square root of -1) are having a conversation.

i gets angry and shouts: "Will you just be rational for a second!!!"

pi (π) replies: "Oh get real."


x2 says to x3: "Are you religious?"

x3 replies: "I believe there are higher powers than us if that's what you mean"


How does a mathematician make a tree fall? He squares it and loses the root.


 
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