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Math Jokes

We hope you enjoy our collection of excuses for not doing Math Homework.You may want to check out our algebra math jokes, calculus math jokes, geometry math jokes etc. on our Math Trivia page.

 

 

Excuses for Not Doing Math Homework

1. I accidentally divided by zero and my paper burst into flames.

2. It's Isaac Newton's birthday.

3. I could only get arbitrarily close to my textbook. I couldn't actually reach it.

4. I have the proof, but there isn't room to write it in this margin.

5. I was watching the World Series and got tied up trying to prove that it converged.

 

 

6. I have a solar powered calculator and it was cloudy.

7. I locked the paper in my trunk but a four-dimensional dog got in and ate it.

8. I couldn't figure out whether i am the square of negative one or i am the square root of negative one.

9. I took time out to snack on a doughnut and a cup of coffee. I spent the rest of the night trying to figure which one to dunk.

10. I could have sworn I put the homework inside a Klein bottle, but this morning I couldn't find it.

11.It was Einstein's birthday and pi day and we had this big celebration! (This only works for March 14)

 

 

 

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