Geometry Riddles

A collection of Geometry Riddles for fun and pleasure! Tease your brain with these riddles, then click to show or hide the answer. (Note: You may need to enable JavaScript on your browser for the answers to show properly.)

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Geometry

1. What kind of tree does a math teacher climb? Geometry.
2. What do you have to know to get top grades in geometry? All the angles.
3. Why was the obtuse angle upset? Because he was never right.
4. What's a polygon? A dead parrot.
5. Who invented the Round Table? Sir Cumference.
6. What do you get when you cross geometry with McDonalds? A plane cheeseburger.
7. What do your eyes do when you see a tough geometry problem? They dilate.
8. What did the complementary angle say to the isosceles triangle? Nice legs.
9. Where did Christopher Complementary begin his journey? At the Verta Seas.

 

 

10. How do you catch a Geomotrysaurus Rex? With a Zoid Trap, the same way you would trap-a-zoid.
11. What anesthetic do you receive when you are getting your teeth pulled by a Geometry teacher? RNova-gon-cane.
12. What did the circle say to the tangent line? "Stop touching me!"
13. Which triangles are the coldest? Ice-sosceles triangles.
14. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter? Pumpkin-pie
15. What happened to the teacher that was arrested trying to board an airplane with a compass, a protractor and a calculator? He was charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.
16. What's the best dessert in the Math Teacher's Café? A slice of chocolate pi.
17. How many calories are there in that slice of chocolate pi? Approximately 3.142
18. What shape is usually waiting for you at Wendy's? A line.

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