Cute Love Sayings or Funny Love Sayings

A collection of Cute Love Sayings and Funny Love Sayings for you to enjoy and think about.

Cute and Funny Love Sayings

Love is like pi — natural, irrational, and very important.
Lisa Hoffman

In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.
Mignon McLaughlin

Give her two red roses, each with a note.
The first note says "For the woman I love"
and the second, "For my best friend".
St. Augustine

To write a good love letter, you ought to begin without knowing what you mean to say, and to finish without knowing what you have written.
Jean Jacques Rousseau

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties
Jules Renard

What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork.
Pearl Mae Bailey

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Charles M. Schulz

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!
Thomas Andrew (Tom) Lehrer

Calvin: Medically speaking:. That's love?!?.....
Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!
Bill Waterson

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
Lily Tomlin

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.
Joan Crawford

To love and win is the best thing; to love and lose is the next best thing.
Maximillian Arturo

It’s an extra dividend when you like the girl you’re in love with.
Clark Gable

If I love you, what business is it of yours?
Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it.
Jerome Klapka Jerome

Love’s like the measles—all the worse when it comes late in life.
Douglas William Jerrold

You don't die of a broken heart, you only wish you did.
Marilyn Peterson

Sometimes I wish I were a little kid again, skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts.
Anonymous

My boyfriend used to ask his mother, 'How can I find the right woman for me?' and she would answer. Don't worry about finding the right woman - concentrate on becoming the right man.
Anonymous

Love doesn't make the world go round; love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
Elizabeth Browning

You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover’s arms can only come later when you’re sure they won’t laugh if you trip.
Jonathan Carroll

One's first love is always perfect until one meets one's second love.
Elizabeth Aston

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
Samuel Johnson

Love is a tickle around the heart that you can't scratch.
Anonymous

Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
Anonymous

You can’t put a price tag on love, but you can all its accessories.
Melanie Clark

It is a curious thought, but it is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them.
Agatha Christie

Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
Robert Frost

All that I love loses half its pleasure if you are not there to share it
Clara Ortega

Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
Victor Hugo

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet.
Plato

Saving love doesn't bring any interest.
Mae West

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
Woody Allen

An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
Agatha Christie

If this is a crush, then I don't know if I could take the real thing if it happens.
Anonymous

All that I love loses half its pleasure if you are not there to share it
Clara Ortega

Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put `Emily, I love you' on the back of the bill.
Groucho Marx

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