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## Calculus

- Why can't you have beer at a math party?
Because you can’'t drink and derive.

- What is the integral of "one over cabin" with respect to "cabin"?
Natural log cabin + c = houseboat.

- What is the shortest mathematicians joke?
Let epsilon be smaller than zero.

- Why are mathematicians afraid to drive cars?
Because the width of the road is negligible compared to its length.

- What is the first derivative of a cow?
Prime Rib.

- What's polite and works for the phone company?
A deferential operator.

- What did the zombie say to the mathematician?
I hate integrating by parts.

- What is the limit as
*n* goes to infinity of sin(*x*)/*n*?
6 (Cancel the n in the numerator and denominator)

- What did sin
*x* ask e* *^{x} at the party?
Why don’t you integrate yourself into the party?

- How can this function be a limerick?

It can be read as:
Integral z-squared dz

from 1 to the cube root of 3

times the cosine

of three pi over 9

equals log of the cube root of 'e'.

(And it's correct, too!
Each side evaluates to 1/3.)

- Why are Maclaurin series so good for approximating functions? (contributed by Aaron)
They're Taylor-ed (tailored) to each of them.

- Who knows everything about vector calculus? (contributed by Aaron)
The Oracle of Del Phi.

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